Thanks to Rob's Amazing Poetry Generator, which we came across thanks to Luminescent, we have this brief, effusive homage to Piddleville. In fact, I think it's called ...

Homage to Piddleville

Piddleville The entire Piddleville businessman Dick Whizzy a few
more. Mr. Whizzy
a peach of
the usual fiasco of International Skating Union ISU
judging. Unexpectedly, however,
they
strapped the bastard! were heard as
had been
anticipated, the usual
fiasco of a
few
more. Mr.