Tormented by Whoo Hoos
They were out last night - the Whoo Hoos. They always come out on warm weekend nights and last night being particularly warm, and the weekend being a long one, they were out in full force. By the time they left, the sun was coming up.
The Whoo Hoos are, of course, those people who yell out, "Whoooo Hoooooooo!!!!!!" They generally do this late at night after disarranging themselves physically with alcohol ... or any number of other people-altering substances.
So ... I've had about two hours sleep. Today will be a long, drag-ass day. Yawn ...
(Are you a Whoo Hoo? I hope not ...)